This page contains my answers to the first 100 of the infamous "500 Questions." I got them from Emma's Web Castle.
1. What brand of toothpaste?
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?
I don't even use conditioner
3. What Brands?
Aussie, White Rain
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?
I pull them up under long pants and fold them when I wear shorts
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
No... and I don't want to
8. Favorite color?
Blue... then green... then purple
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
Sandals... unless I'm just sitting somewhere, then it'd be nothing
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?
11. Lefty or righty?
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?
13. Bleh or blah?
14. What do you like about yourself? (BL)
My odd personality
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? (BL)
I wear purple boxers with a big smiley face
16. Do you sing in the shower?
I used to, but I haven't lately.
17. Do you talk to your pet? (BL)
Yup, all 4 of them (3 cats, 1 dog)
18. Do you talk to yourself? (BL)
If I'm in public, alone, and nervous
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?
Yup... it's Frank
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?
I think we give him a card or something
22. Do you have 11 toes?
Not the last time I checked
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?
I've never used one
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? (BL)
I bought/used/still have a pink pen
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?
It depends what it is... and what shade of pink
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? (BL)
Not in a romantic way... I am a girl...
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? (BL)
Silver nail polish, brownish lipstick
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?
I never noticed... maybe I do...
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? (BL)
No, I'd just get another on retake day
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? (BL)
33. How do you take mascara off? (BL)
I don't wear mascara
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?
I doubt any girl would turn me on...
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? (BL)
36. Would u ever wear lip gloss? (BL)
I do wear it
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? (BL)
I've never had either, but I'd have to go with gummi sweettarts
38. M&Ms or Skittles?
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? (BL)
40. What is 1 + 1 ?
41. What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas, I guess...
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman
Pick one for what??
43. How old are you?
In 13 days I'll be 16
44. How old do you WANT to be?
45. Where do you want to live?
46. Where do you want to go?
47. Who do you want to meet?
48. Do you like Kool-Aid?
49. Does pine-sol smell good?
Depends on how old it is
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
Cheese... ocassionally pepperoni
51. Do you like toast?
52. Do you still carve pumpkins?
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?
I think so
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?
I don't know
56. Clear or colored?
Depends on what you're talking about
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?
58. Where is your hand right NOW?
The keyboard, how else am I writing this? Duh...
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?
My... hey, what kinda question is this?
60. Okay or O'tay?
61. French poodle or french kiss?
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?
63. If not, how big are they REALLY?
I read it somewhere but I forget
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?
I don't have any lumber at all
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?
No, but I tell her that she's 64 (also false)
68. Have you ever used colored white-out?
Yup... It was light green, and I drew a Christmas tree with it...
69. What do you think of Smurfette?
I haven't watched the Smurfs since I was about 4
70. What is your favorite book?
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?
Like something I'm not interested in
72. Salmon or Cod?
I don't like seafood
73. Crab or Lobster?
74. What sounds better: up or down?
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?
Both hands are behind my head and I'm typing with my feet.
77. Describe the best day of your life.
I took a long nap
78. Broom or mop?
79. What is your favorite word?
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P
Thanks. Now I can rest my feet...
81. What is your full name?
82. What do you wish your name was?
I like it just the way it is
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?
85. Are your feet the same size?
I hope so
86. Cassettes or CDs?
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
88. What are your Christmas traditions?
Putting decorations up, decorating the Christmas tree, opening presents and stockings
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?
Tear... with a letter opener...
90. 10 more to go, are you bored?
91. Do you like onions?
92. What would you name your band, if you had one?
I've got one... Las Flacas
93. Have you ever worn a dress?
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?
95. Frogs or toads?
96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11? (BL)
97. 8 or 3?
98. How long can you hula-hoop for?
A few seconds, at most
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?
Dave who? Not the Dave I know...
100. You made it. Do you love me now?